diff --git a/TODO.md b/TODO.md
index 40ec1fd..ec175df 100644
--- a/TODO.md
+++ b/TODO.md
@@ -38,4 +38,4 @@
 ## Words Words Words
 
 - [x] **TLDR rules**. A one page summary sheet of the rulebook, for the impatient
-- [ ] **Suggestions.** Take a pass through all of the suggestions in suggestions.js, rewrite ones that are stiff, awkward, or don't fit the theme/setting as described in the rulebook. Move the suggestion pool from suggestions.js into a backend API endpoint.
+- [x] **Suggestions.** Take a pass through all of the suggestions in suggestions.js, rewrite ones that are stiff, awkward, or don't fit the theme/setting as described in the rulebook. Move the suggestion pool from suggestions.js into a backend API endpoint.
diff --git a/frontend/src/components/CharacterCreationPhase.svelte b/frontend/src/components/CharacterCreationPhase.svelte
index 6890d98..73c161d 100644
--- a/frontend/src/components/CharacterCreationPhase.svelte
+++ b/frontend/src/components/CharacterCreationPhase.svelte
@@ -7,6 +7,17 @@
 
     export let state;
 
+    let suggestionError = '';
+    async function suggest(type, apply) {
+        suggestionError = '';
+        try {
+            apply(await getSuggestion(type));
+        } catch (error) {
+            suggestionError = 'Could not load suggestions. Try again.';
+        }
+    }
+
+
     // Form states
     let basicDetails = {
         avatar_look: state.player.avatar_look || '',
@@ -252,6 +263,8 @@
 
 </script>
 
+{#if suggestionError}<p role="alert">{suggestionError}</p>{/if}
+
 <div class="character-creation-view">
     <div class="view-header text-center">
         <h2>Character Sheet Creation</h2>
@@ -281,28 +294,28 @@
                     <label for="avatar_look">What does your Pi-Rat look like?</label>
                     <div class="input-row">
                         <input type="text" id="avatar_look" placeholder="e.g. A blue bandana, scarred snout" bind:value={basicDetails.avatar_look} required class="input-field">
-                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.avatar_look = getSuggestion('look')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('look', value => basicDetails.avatar_look = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                     </div>
                 </div>
                 <div class="form-group">
                     <label for="avatar_smell">What does your Pi-Rat smell like?</label>
                     <div class="input-row">
                         <input type="text" id="avatar_smell" placeholder="e.g. Damp gunpowder, salty cheese" bind:value={basicDetails.avatar_smell} required class="input-field">
-                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.avatar_smell = getSuggestion('smell')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('smell', value => basicDetails.avatar_smell = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                     </div>
                 </div>
                 <div class="form-group">
                     <label for="first_words">What were your first words after transforming?</label>
                     <div class="input-row">
                         <input type="text" id="first_words" placeholder="e.g. Where is my gat?!" bind:value={basicDetails.first_words} required class="input-field">
-                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.first_words = getSuggestion('first_words')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('first_words', value => basicDetails.first_words = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                     </div>
                 </div>
                 <div class="form-group">
                     <label for="good_at_math">Is your Pi-Rat good at Math?</label>
                     <div class="input-row">
                         <input type="text" id="good_at_math" placeholder="e.g. Yes, but only geometry; No, thinks Pi is a dessert" bind:value={basicDetails.good_at_math} required class="input-field">
-                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.good_at_math = getSuggestion('good_at_math')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                        {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('good_at_math', value => basicDetails.good_at_math = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                     </div>
                 </div>
                 <div class="input-row mt-4">
@@ -356,7 +369,7 @@
                             </label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" class="input-field" bind:value={inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:like`]} placeholder="e.g. They always share their cheese"/>
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:like`] = getSuggestion('like')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('like', value => inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:like`] = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                                 <button class="btn btn-primary" disabled={!(inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:like`] || '').trim()} on:click={() => submitDelegatedAnswer('like', p.id)}>Submit</button>
                             </div>
                         </div>
@@ -369,7 +382,7 @@
                             </label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" class="input-field" bind:value={inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:hate`]} placeholder="e.g. They snore too loudly"/>
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:hate`] = getSuggestion('hate')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('hate', value => inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:hate`] = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                                 <button class="btn btn-primary" disabled={!(inboxAnswers[`${p.id}:hate`] || '').trim()} on:click={() => submitDelegatedAnswer('hate', p.id)}>Submit</button>
                             </div>
                         </div>
diff --git a/frontend/src/components/RecruitPhase.svelte b/frontend/src/components/RecruitPhase.svelte
index 4628f83..a72fc46 100644
--- a/frontend/src/components/RecruitPhase.svelte
+++ b/frontend/src/components/RecruitPhase.svelte
@@ -6,6 +6,17 @@
 
     export let state;
 
+    let suggestionError = '';
+    async function suggest(type, apply) {
+        suggestionError = '';
+        try {
+            apply(await getSuggestion(type));
+        } catch (error) {
+            suggestionError = 'Could not load suggestions. Try again.';
+        }
+    }
+
+
     function getPlayerName(id) {
         if (!id) return 'None';
         const p = state.players.find(x => x.id === id);
@@ -137,6 +148,8 @@
 
 </script>
 
+{#if suggestionError}<p role="alert">{suggestionError}</p>{/if}
+
 <div class="recruit-phase-view">
     <div class="view-header text-center">
         <h2>🐀 New Recruits</h2>
@@ -162,28 +175,28 @@
                             <label for="avatar_look">What does your Pi-Rat look like?</label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" id="avatar_look" placeholder="e.g. A blue bandana, scarred snout" bind:value={basicDetails.avatar_look} required class="input-field">
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.avatar_look = getSuggestion('look')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('look', value => basicDetails.avatar_look = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                             </div>
                         </div>
                         <div class="form-group">
                             <label for="avatar_smell">What does your Pi-Rat smell like? (Determines name)</label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" id="avatar_smell" placeholder="e.g. Damp gunpowder, salty cheese" bind:value={basicDetails.avatar_smell} required class="input-field">
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.avatar_smell = getSuggestion('smell')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('smell', value => basicDetails.avatar_smell = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                             </div>
                         </div>
                         <div class="form-group">
                             <label for="first_words">What were your first words after transforming?</label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" id="first_words" placeholder="e.g. Where is my gat?!" bind:value={basicDetails.first_words} required class="input-field">
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.first_words = getSuggestion('first_words')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('first_words', value => basicDetails.first_words = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                             </div>
                         </div>
                         <div class="form-group">
                             <label for="good_at_math">Is your Pi-Rat good at Math?</label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" id="good_at_math" placeholder="e.g. Thinks Pi is a dessert" bind:value={basicDetails.good_at_math} required class="input-field">
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => basicDetails.good_at_math = getSuggestion('good_at_math')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('good_at_math', value => basicDetails.good_at_math = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                             </div>
                         </div>
                         <div class="input-row mt-4">
@@ -264,7 +277,7 @@
                             </label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" class="input-field" bind:value={inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:like`]} placeholder="e.g. They always share their cheese"/>
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:like`] = getSuggestion('like')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('like', value => inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:like`] = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                                 <button class="btn btn-primary" disabled={!(inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:like`] || '').trim()} on:click={() => submitDelegatedAnswer('like', task.recruit.id)}>Submit</button>
                             </div>
                         </div>
@@ -277,7 +290,7 @@
                             </label>
                             <div class="input-row">
                                 <input type="text" class="input-field" bind:value={inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:hate`]} placeholder="e.g. They snore too loudly"/>
-                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:hate`] = getSuggestion('hate')}>Suggest</button>{/if}
+                                {#if devMode}<button type="button" class="btn btn-secondary btn-small" on:click={() => suggest('hate', value => inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:hate`] = value)}>Suggest</button>{/if}
                                 <button class="btn btn-primary" disabled={!(inboxAnswers[`${task.recruit.id}:hate`] || '').trim()} on:click={() => submitDelegatedAnswer('hate', task.recruit.id)}>Submit</button>
                             </div>
                         </div>
diff --git a/frontend/src/lib/changelog.js b/frontend/src/lib/changelog.js
index 839576b..e54d469 100644
--- a/frontend/src/lib/changelog.js
+++ b/frontend/src/lib/changelog.js
@@ -6,10 +6,11 @@
 //   - Add a CHANGELOG entry only when a commit changes something players can
 //     see. Skip refactors, tests, and tooling. Keep wording player-facing.
 
-export const VERSION = 46;
+export const VERSION = 47;
 
 // Newest first. Each entry: { version, date: 'YYYY-MM-DD', changes: [string, ...] }.
 export const CHANGELOG = [
+    { version: 47, date: '2026-09-04', changes: ['Rewrote character suggestions with scrappy pirate looks, distinctive smells, first words, and crew quirks that fit Yeld.'] },
     { version: 46, date: '2026-09-04', changes: ['Added a printable TL;DR rules page, linked at the top of the full rulebook.'] },
     { version: 44, date: '2026-09-04', changes: ['Crew Objectives opens as one connected panel, with the toggle and checklist sharing a border and background.'] },
     { version: 43, date: '2026-09-04', changes: ['The crew roster keeps players in the same order when roles or ranks change, including when someone becomes the Deep.'] },
diff --git a/frontend/src/lib/suggestions.js b/frontend/src/lib/suggestions.js
index 2b098e9..d1b49ef 100644
--- a/frontend/src/lib/suggestions.js
+++ b/frontend/src/lib/suggestions.js
@@ -1,1221 +1,5 @@
 import { apiRequest } from './api';
 
-// Auto-generated math-pirate suggestions pool for character creation
-const SUGGESTIONS = {
-  "look": [
-    "A cyber-pirate waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A mechanical leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A salty tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A ink-stained paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A barnacle-covered paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A cyber-pirate tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A salty tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A scurvy snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A brass-plated coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A brass telescope permanently strapped to the left ear",
-    "A neon-glowing tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A scurvy paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A ancient whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A brass-plated leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A brass-plated peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A polished tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A barnacle-covered snout with geometry scars",
-    "A ancient bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A ancient coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A rusty snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A weather-beaten tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A gilded paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A gilded tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A brass-plated tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A mechanical satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A mechanical tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A one-eyed leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A ancient tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A rusty leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A one-eyed paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A phosphorescent tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A weather-beaten paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A brass-plated whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A ancient snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A polished tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A scurvy whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A polished paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A gilded tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A scarf patterned with infinite decimals of Pi",
-    "A cyber-pirate leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A barnacle-covered bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A phosphorescent tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A gilded waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A cyber-pirate satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A tricorn hat folded from an old calculus exam",
-    "A barnacle-covered tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A barnacle-covered satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A neon-glowing eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A weather-beaten bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A gilded whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A one-eyed coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A polished eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A salty tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A gilded eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A mechanical waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A phosphorescent coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A tiny chalkboard strapped to the forearm for quick calculations",
-    "A phosphorescent waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A ancient eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A brass-plated eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "Whiskers braided with tiny colorful abacus beads",
-    "A salty satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A barnacle-covered eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A cyber-pirate tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A cyber-pirate whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A weather-beaten snout with geometry scars",
-    "A ink-stained waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A neon-glowing tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A ink-stained eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A weather-beaten whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A brass-plated tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A polished waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A salty tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A scurvy satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A gilded tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A scurvy coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A barnacle-covered tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A bandana decorated with coordinate grids",
-    "A barnacle-covered tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A weather-beaten tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A rusty tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A scurvy waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A mechanical peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A silver claw replacement shaped like a protractor",
-    "A salty paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A golden tooth engraved with the division sign",
-    "A ancient tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A barnacle-covered peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A barnacle-covered waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A ink-stained whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A scurvy peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A ink-stained snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A one-eyed tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A salty peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A phosphorescent bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A cyber-pirate snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A ancient tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A one-eyed satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A rusty paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A salty waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A brass-plated tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A ancient paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "An eye patch made of a black spade card",
-    "A ink-stained coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A barnacle-covered whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A neon-glowing bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A barnacle-covered tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A one-eyed waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "Fur bleached in the pattern of a Venn diagram",
-    "A one-eyed snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A one-eyed snout with geometry scars",
-    "A ink-stained leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A polished satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A brass-plated snout with geometry scars",
-    "A brass-plated tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A neon-glowing snout with geometry scars",
-    "Fur that smells faintly of chalk dust and gunpowder",
-    "A cyber-pirate paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A weather-beaten eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A brass-plated satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A ancient snout with geometry scars",
-    "A ancient satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A miniature compass hanging from the left nostril ring",
-    "A polished tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A cyber-pirate tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A one-eyed eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A ink-stained tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A cyber-pirate eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A one-eyed peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A peg leg carved from a heavy wooden slide rule",
-    "A barnacle-covered coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A phosphorescent tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A salty snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A cyber-pirate snout with geometry scars",
-    "A ink-stained snout with geometry scars",
-    "A glowing neon abacus tattooed on their back",
-    "A rusty peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A rusty snout with geometry scars",
-    "An abacus-wheel peg leg that rolls instead of clicks",
-    "A neon-glowing waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A polished coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A mechanical coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A phosphorescent tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A brass-plated waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A barnacle-covered leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A ancient tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "Ear notched in the shape of a perfect right angle",
-    "A ink-stained tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A mechanical paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A weather-beaten tricorn hat with a built-in compass",
-    "A gilded satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A ink-stained satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A salty coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A gilded peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A ink-stained bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A gilded tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A mechanical whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A phosphorescent peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A polished bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A monocle that displays neon green equations",
-    "A polished snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A mechanical tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A phosphorescent leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A scurvy tail curled into a Fibonacci spiral",
-    "A scurvy eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A phosphorescent snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A neon-glowing snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A salty whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A phosphorescent paw replaced with a brass protractor-claw",
-    "A scurvy bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A neon-glowing whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A scurvy snout with geometry scars",
-    "A neon-glowing tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A brass-plated bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A scurvy tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A ancient peg-leg with a hidden slide-rule drawer",
-    "A mechanical bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A polished leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A gilded snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A scurvy tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A neon-glowing leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A brass-plated snout that twitches in rhythm with prime numbers",
-    "A rusty coat patterned like a checkerboard",
-    "A ink-stained tail glowing with neon math runes",
-    "A tail wrapped in copper wire that sparks when they get excited",
-    "A gilded leather vest covered in algebraic graffiti",
-    "A salty eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A weather-beaten waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A gilded snout with geometry scars",
-    "A mechanical eyepatch displaying coordinate maps",
-    "A rusty waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A cyber-pirate tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A salty bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A weather-beaten satchel full of crumpled grid paper",
-    "A rusty whisker arrangement forming a perfect sine wave",
-    "A salty snout with geometry scars",
-    "A cyber-pirate bandana soaked in salty seawater and ink",
-    "A ancient waistcoat buttoned with old copper coins",
-    "A rusty tricorn hat with nested abacus beads",
-    "A rusty eyepatch displaying coordinate maps"
-  ],
-  "smell": [
-    "reminiscent of cheese and damp wood",
-    "suspiciously smelling of ink and sour lemons",
-    "suspiciously smelling of ink and spilled ink",
-    "pleasantly smelling of rum and damp wood",
-    "faintly of seaweed and damp wood",
-    "faintly of pine tar and sour lemons",
-    "faintly of ink and lightning sparks",
-    "like a mix of pine tar and spilled ink",
-    "strongly of ozone and sour lemons",
-    "like a mix of ozone and salty air",
-    "suspiciously smelling of seaweed and rusty iron",
-    "suspiciously smelling of seaweed and spilled ink",
-    "faintly of cheese and sour lemons",
-    "like a mix of ink and lightning sparks",
-    "strongly of gunpowder and spilled ink",
-    "pleasantly smelling of seaweed and peppermint oil",
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-    "By the deep sea! the probability indicates we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "I have transformed... and my hunger is logarithmic!",
-    "Avast! the geometry of this deck requires the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Blow me down! the geometry of this deck requires the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Blast it! the slope of the sea shows a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the abacus predicts infinite cheese!",
-    "Blow me down! the probability indicates the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Arrr, the hypotenuse is magnificent!",
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-    "Shiver my timbers! the coordinates point to the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Arrr! my tail calculations reveal a division by zero!",
-    "Avast! the slope of the sea shows the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Arrr! the tangent of the gat implies a division by zero!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the slope of the sea shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Hear me crew! the slope of the sea shows a division by zero!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the probability indicates a division by zero!",
-    "Hear me crew! the captain's slide rule shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Avast! the geometry of this deck requires the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Hear me crew! the tangent of the gat implies a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Aha! the formula for cheese says we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Aha! the tangent of the gat implies a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Aha! the probability indicates infinite cheese!",
-    "To the brig! my tail calculations reveal a division by zero!",
-    "To the brig! the tangent of the gat implies a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Look alive! the slope of the sea shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Look alive! the geometry of this deck requires a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the captain's slide rule shows we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Blast it! the tangent of the gat implies the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "To the horizon, at a 45-degree angle!",
-    "To the brig! the formula for cheese says the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Arrr! the captain's slide rule shows the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Blow me down! the coordinates point to an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Hear me crew! the probability indicates we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Look alive! the matrix of the hold contains a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Blow me down! the slope of the sea shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Aha! the slope of the sea shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr, divide by zero!",
-    "Arrr! the captain's slide rule shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr! the coordinates point to the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Look alive! my tail calculations reveal we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "To the brig! the slope of the sea shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Blast it! the coordinates point to an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Aha! the matrix of the hold contains we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Look alive! the coordinates point to the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Arrr! the geometry of this deck requires the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Blast it! the slope of the sea shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Arrr! the slope of the sea shows a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "By the deep sea! the probability indicates the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Hear me crew! the coordinates point to an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Look alive! the geometry of this deck requires infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr! the abacus predicts infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr! the slope of the sea shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Avast! the probability indicates the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Avast! the abacus predicts a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Blow me down! the slope of the sea shows a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Blow me down! the formula for cheese says the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Hear me crew! the coordinates point to the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "To the brig! the captain's slide rule shows the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Hear me crew! my tail calculations reveal a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the tangent of the gat implies a division by zero!",
-    "Arrr! the geometry of this deck requires a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Blow me down! my tail calculations reveal a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "To the brig! the coordinates point to we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Blow me down! the geometry of this deck requires we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "By the deep sea! the slope of the sea shows the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Hear me crew! the formula for cheese says infinite cheese!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the coordinates point to a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the matrix of the hold contains the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Aha! the formula for cheese says the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Avast! the slope of the sea shows we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Aha! my tail calculations reveal the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "By the deep sea! the matrix of the hold contains the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Arrr! the matrix of the hold contains a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! my tail calculations reveal a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Arrr! the geometry of this deck requires we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Hear me crew! the slope of the sea shows a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Aha! the matrix of the hold contains an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the captain's slide rule shows the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Blow me down! the captain's slide rule shows the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Hear me crew! the coordinates point to the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Blast it! the captain's slide rule shows the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Arrr! the coordinates point to the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Avast! the geometry of this deck requires a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Arrr! the coordinates point to infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr! the tangent of the gat implies infinite cheese!",
-    "Look alive! the slope of the sea shows a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Avast! the slope of the sea shows a division by zero!",
-    "Blow me down! the coordinates point to the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the geometry of this deck requires a division by zero!",
-    "Arrr! the formula for cheese says we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Blast it! the geometry of this deck requires the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Look alive! the matrix of the hold contains a division by zero!",
-    "To the brig! the captain's slide rule shows the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Hear me crew! the probability indicates an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Avast! the tangent of the gat implies a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the captain's slide rule shows infinite cheese!",
-    "Shiver my decimals!",
-    "Blast it! the probability indicates an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Arrr! the probability indicates the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Arrr! the captain's slide rule shows the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Blow me down! the tangent of the gat implies the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the matrix of the hold contains we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "By the deep sea! the abacus predicts we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Avast! the slope of the sea shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Aha! the tangent of the gat implies an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Blow me down! the tangent of the gat implies an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Avast! the probability indicates we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Aha! the slope of the sea shows a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Look alive! my tail calculations reveal the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the formula for cheese says infinite cheese!",
-    "Aha! the matrix of the hold contains the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Aha! the geometry of this deck requires the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Blast it! the probability indicates a division by zero!",
-    "To the brig! the formula for cheese says a division by zero!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the slope of the sea shows a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "By the deep sea! the tangent of the gat implies a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "By the deep sea! the formula for cheese says we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Blow me down! the matrix of the hold contains a division by zero!",
-    "Blow me down! the captain's slide rule shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Arrr! the geometry of this deck requires a division by zero!",
-    "Blow me down! the abacus predicts a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Avast! the matrix of the hold contains a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "To the brig! my tail calculations reveal a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the geometry of this deck requires we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Hear me crew! the tangent of the gat implies a division by zero!",
-    "Hear me crew! the abacus predicts a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Arrr! my tail calculations reveal a prime number of hazards!",
-    "By the deep sea! the probability indicates a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "By the deep sea! the formula for cheese says the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "By the deep sea! the geometry of this deck requires the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Hear me crew! the abacus predicts a division by zero!",
-    "By the deep sea! the tangent of the gat implies an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Blast it! the probability indicates we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Hear me crew! the geometry of this deck requires infinite cheese!",
-    "Avast! the captain's slide rule shows the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "To the brig! the slope of the sea shows a division by zero!",
-    "Hear me crew! the captain's slide rule shows the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Avast! the tangent of the gat implies a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Hear me crew! my tail calculations reveal the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the formula for cheese says the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Hear me crew! the matrix of the hold contains a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "By the deep sea! the geometry of this deck requires the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Look alive! the formula for cheese says the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Gats, cheese, and geometry\u2014that's all a rat needs!",
-    "Arrr! the probability indicates a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Hear me crew! the probability indicates a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Blow me down! the geometry of this deck requires an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "To the brig! the matrix of the hold contains a division by zero!",
-    "Blast it! my tail calculations reveal infinite cheese!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! my tail calculations reveal a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the matrix of the hold contains the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Hear me crew! the abacus predicts the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Avast! the geometry of this deck requires we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the tangent of the gat implies we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Avast! the tangent of the gat implies a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Avast! my tail calculations reveal infinite cheese!",
-    "Arrr! the matrix of the hold contains the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "Blow me down! the slope of the sea shows a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the coordinates point to a division by zero!",
-    "To the brig! the matrix of the hold contains we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Look alive! the formula for cheese says we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Look alive! the abacus predicts a division by zero!",
-    "By the deep sea! the coordinates point to an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Blow me down! the coordinates point to we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "By the deep sea! the probability indicates the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "To the brig! the formula for cheese says a prime number of hazards!",
-    "To the brig! the probability indicates infinite cheese!",
-    "Look alive! the tangent of the gat implies an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the probability indicates we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "By the deep sea! the abacus predicts infinite cheese!",
-    "Blow me down! the matrix of the hold contains the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Arrr! my tail calculations reveal a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Avast! the captain's slide rule shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Arrr! the captain's slide rule shows an escape velocity of ten knots!",
-    "Blast it! the abacus predicts a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Blast it! my tail calculations reveal a division by zero!",
-    "Blow me down! the probability indicates a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "By the deep sea! the coordinates point to a division by zero!",
-    "By the deep sea! the abacus predicts a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Blast it! the captain's slide rule shows a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the slope of the sea shows the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "To the brig! the matrix of the hold contains a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Look alive! the tangent of the gat implies the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Blast it! the matrix of the hold contains a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Arrr! the tangent of the gat implies a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Avast! the slope of the sea shows a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Shiver my timbers! the formula for cheese says a prime number of hazards!",
-    "By the deep sea! my tail calculations reveal we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Hear me crew! the slope of the sea shows a jackpot of gold doubloons!",
-    "Aha! the geometry of this deck requires infinite cheese!",
-    "To the brig! the geometry of this deck requires the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Look alive! the coordinates point to the coordinates of the treasure island!",
-    "Look alive! the formula for cheese says the shortest boarding vector!",
-    "By the deep sea! the geometry of this deck requires a prime number of hazards!",
-    "To the brig! the tangent of the gat implies we are sinking logarithmically!",
-    "Hear me crew! the coordinates point to a perfect circle of doom!",
-    "Aha! the formula for cheese says infinite cheese!",
-    "By the deep sea! the formula for cheese says a prime number of hazards!",
-    "Aha! the matrix of the hold contains the gats are ready to fire!",
-    "Arrr! my tail calculations reveal the gats are ready to fire!"
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-    "Thinks they are, they uses slide rules to navigate stormy seas but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "Thinks they are, they remembers the first 100 digits of Pi and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "Yes, they understands the probability of drawing a Joker but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "According to the abacus, they can balance the captain's ledgers in their head but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "No, they can solve equations under threat of cannon fire but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "No, they knows how to divide cheese by zero and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "In theory, they can solve equations under threat of cannon fire but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "On paper, they can solve equations under threat of cannon fire but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "Absolutely, they remembers the first 100 digits of Pi and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "No, they understands the geometry of boarding leaps and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "Thinks they are, they can solve equations under threat of cannon fire but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "Barely, they can calculate the trajectory of a gat bullet but refuses to use prime numbers.",
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-    "Thinks they are, they understands the geometry of boarding leaps but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "Thinks they are, they knows how to divide cheese by zero but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "On paper, they remembers the first 100 digits of Pi but only in base-3.",
-    "On paper, they knows how to divide cheese by zero and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "According to the abacus, they uses slide rules to navigate stormy seas and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "Yes, they can count abacus beads in pitch black hold but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "No, they can calculate the trajectory of a gat bullet but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "No, they interprets sea maps as coordinate grids but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
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-    "Only, they interprets sea maps as coordinate grids and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "According to the abacus, they can balance the captain's ledgers in their head but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "Only, they uses slide rules to navigate stormy seas but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "No, they remembers the first 100 digits of Pi but only when drunk on grog.",
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-  "hate": [
-    "They annoyingly chews the coordinate maps but only in base-3.",
-    "They secretly hoards the gat barrel oil but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They loudly whistles the abacus beads and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the geometry homework and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They frequently drops the bilge keys but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They always claims the navigator's compass but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They carelessly stains the abacus beads but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They carelessly stains the hammock ropes and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They constantly complains about the navigator's compass but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the slide rule but only in base-3.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the abacus beads but only in base-3.",
-    "They secretly hoards the dry gunpowder bags and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They always claims the geometry homework but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the navigator's compass but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They carelessly stains the gat barrel oil but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the coordinate maps but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They carelessly stains the slide rule but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the coordinate maps and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the dry gunpowder bags but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They loudly whistles the gat barrel oil but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the navigator's compass and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They frequently drops the geometry homework and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They carelessly stains the coordinate maps but only in base-3.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the hammock ropes and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the gat barrel oil and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the dry gunpowder bags and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the slide rule and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They chew their tail when nervous.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the hammock ropes but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the hammock ropes but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They loudly whistles the gat barrel oil and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They frequently drops the hammock ropes but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the hammock ropes but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the cheese wedges but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They always claims the hammock ropes but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They secretly hoards the coordinate maps and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the slide rule and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the gat barrel oil but only in base-3.",
-    "They always claims the slide rule but only in base-3.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the bilge keys but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They loudly whistles the cheese wedges but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the slide rule but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the abacus beads and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They loudly whistles the hammock ropes but only in base-3.",
-    "They secretly hoards the navigator's compass but only in base-3.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the navigator's compass but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the hammock ropes but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They always claims the gat barrel oil and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They always claims the navigator's compass and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They always claims the hammock ropes and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the navigator's compass but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They loudly whistles the navigator's compass and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the navigator's compass but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They always claims the cheese wedges but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They frequently drops the bilge keys but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They talk about imaginary numbers in their sleep.",
-    "They secretly hoards the dry gunpowder bags but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the coordinate maps but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They secretly hoards the navigator's compass but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the coordinate maps and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the abacus beads but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the coordinate maps but only in base-3.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the coordinate maps but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the coordinate maps but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the coordinate maps but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the geometry homework but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They frequently drops the abacus beads but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They secretly hoards the gat barrel oil but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the bilge keys and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the geometry homework and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They carelessly stains the hammock ropes but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They frequently drops the dry gunpowder bags but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They always claims the geometry homework but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They always claims the cheese wedges but only in base-3.",
-    "They always claims the geometry homework and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the dry gunpowder bags but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They loudly whistles the cheese wedges and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the dry gunpowder bags but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the gat barrel oil but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the navigator's compass but only in base-3.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the hammock ropes but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They carelessly stains the gat barrel oil and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They secretly hoards the geometry homework and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They secretly hoards the hammock ropes and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They frequently drops the gat barrel oil and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the hammock ropes and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They frequently drops the coordinate maps but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They carelessly stains the gat barrel oil but only in base-3.",
-    "They always claims the cheese wedges but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They loudly whistles the gat barrel oil but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They frequently drops the dry gunpowder bags but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the dry gunpowder bags but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They always claims the bilge keys and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They constantly complains about the geometry homework but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They carelessly stains the slide rule and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They constantly complains about the slide rule but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They chew on the gunpowder bags.",
-    "They constantly complains about the navigator's compass but only in base-3.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the geometry homework but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They always claims the bilge keys but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the slide rule but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They carelessly stains the hammock ropes but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the navigator's compass but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the coordinate maps but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the gat barrel oil but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They carelessly stains the cheese wedges but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They loudly whistles the navigator's compass but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They constantly complains about the dry gunpowder bags but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the hammock ropes but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They constantly complains about the geometry homework but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the navigator's compass but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the gat barrel oil but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They frequently drops the slide rule and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the navigator's compass but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the cheese wedges but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the geometry homework but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the dry gunpowder bags but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They constantly complains about the hammock ropes and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the dry gunpowder bags but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They frequently drops the geometry homework but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the slide rule but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the bilge keys but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the cheese wedges and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the bilge keys but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They loudly whistles the dry gunpowder bags and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They loudly whistles the slide rule but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They frequently drops the navigator's compass but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They secretly hoards the geometry homework but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They carelessly stains the abacus beads but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the hammock ropes but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the abacus beads but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They always claims the bilge keys but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They always claims the gat barrel oil but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They loudly whistles the slide rule but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the slide rule and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They carelessly stains the slide rule but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They constantly complains about the cheese wedges but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the gat barrel oil but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the navigator's compass and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the geometry homework but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the dry gunpowder bags and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They carelessly stains the coordinate maps but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the slide rule and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the slide rule and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They frequently drops the navigator's compass and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the slide rule but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the cheese wedges and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They carelessly stains the bilge keys but thinks fractions are bad luck.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the cheese wedges but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the slide rule but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the coordinate maps and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They constantly complains about the hammock ropes but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the hammock ropes but only in base-3.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the abacus beads but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They always claims the bilge keys but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They constantly complains about the abacus beads but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the navigator's compass but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They always claims the coordinate maps and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the navigator's compass but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the bilge keys but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the navigator's compass but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the gat barrel oil but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the hammock ropes but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They secretly hoards the abacus beads but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They carelessly stains the bilge keys but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They always claims the dry gunpowder bags but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They always claims the slide rule but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They carelessly stains the dry gunpowder bags but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They carelessly stains the navigator's compass but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They always claims the geometry homework but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They frequently drops the cheese wedges but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They always claims the abacus beads but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the dry gunpowder bags but only when drunk on grog.",
-    "They loudly whistles the slide rule but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They carelessly stains the bilge keys and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the cheese wedges and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They loudly whistles the gat barrel oil but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They constantly complains about the hammock ropes but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the cheese wedges but only when cheese is involved.",
-    "They frequently drops the bilge keys but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the abacus beads and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They secretly hoards the dry gunpowder bags but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the hammock ropes but gets confused by negative numbers.",
-    "They always claims the navigator's compass and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They loudly whistles the dry gunpowder bags but refuses to use prime numbers.",
-    "They constantly complains about the hammock ropes but only in base-3.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the geometry homework but only in base-3.",
-    "They clumsily breaks the bilge keys but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They always claims the abacus beads but only in base-3.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the navigator's compass and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They frequently drops the bilge keys and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They annoyingly chews the cheese wedges but only in base-3.",
-    "They carelessly stains the navigator's compass but only in base-3.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the gat barrel oil and claims numbers speak to them in dreams.",
-    "They secretly hoards the bilge keys but only in base-3.",
-    "They loudly whistles the coordinate maps but gets distracted by shiny brass coins.",
-    "They frequently drops the gat barrel oil and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They stubbornly argues about the slide rule and has the abacus tattoos to prove it.",
-    "They accidently misplaces the dry gunpowder bags and has a certificate from the Stowaway Academy.",
-    "They frequently drops the slide rule but gets confused by negative numbers."
-  ]
-};
-
 function pickFrom(arr, exclude = []) {
   const taken = new Set(exclude.map(s => s.trim().toLowerCase()));
   const available = arr.filter(s => !taken.has(s.trim().toLowerCase()));
@@ -1223,22 +7,28 @@ function pickFrom(arr, exclude = []) {
   return pool[Math.floor(Math.random() * pool.length)];
 }
 
-export function getSuggestion(type, exclude = []) {
-  const arr = SUGGESTIONS[type];
-  if (!arr) return "";
-  return pickFrom(arr, exclude);
+// Share in-flight requests, but allow a fresh attempt after a network failure.
+function cachedPool(endpoint) {
+  let promise;
+  return () => {
+    if (!promise) {
+      promise = apiRequest(endpoint).catch(error => {
+        promise = null;
+        throw error;
+      });
+    }
+    return promise;
+  };
 }
 
-// Secret Pirate Technique names live in the backend (it also uses them to equip
-// re-rolled recruits); fetch the pool once and pick from it client-side.
-let techniquePoolPromise = null;
-function loadTechniquePool() {
-  if (!techniquePoolPromise) {
-    techniquePoolPromise = apiRequest('/suggestions/techniques').then(d => d.techniques);
-  }
-  return techniquePoolPromise;
+const loadCharacterPool = cachedPool('/suggestions');
+const loadTechniquePool = cachedPool('/suggestions/techniques');
+
+export async function getSuggestion(type, exclude = []) {
+  const pool = await loadCharacterPool();
+  return pool[type]?.length ? pickFrom(pool[type], exclude) : '';
 }
 
 export async function getTechniqueSuggestion(exclude = []) {
-  return pickFrom(await loadTechniquePool(), exclude);
+  return pickFrom((await loadTechniquePool()).techniques, exclude);
 }
diff --git a/frontend/src/pages/Dashboard.svelte b/frontend/src/pages/Dashboard.svelte
index a111e6e..f5f21b5 100644
--- a/frontend/src/pages/Dashboard.svelte
+++ b/frontend/src/pages/Dashboard.svelte
@@ -113,18 +113,18 @@
     async function skipCharacterCreation() {
         // Suggested values for everyone's free-text fields; the backend only
         // applies them to fields players haven't filled in themselves.
-        const fills = {};
-        for (const p of state.players) {
-            fills[p.id] = {
-                avatar_look: getSuggestion('look'),
-                avatar_smell: getSuggestion('smell'),
-                first_words: getSuggestion('first_words'),
-                good_at_math: getSuggestion('good_at_math'),
-                like: getSuggestion('like'),
-                hate: getSuggestion('hate'),
-            };
-        }
         try {
+            const fills = {};
+            for (const p of state.players) {
+                fills[p.id] = {
+                    avatar_look: await getSuggestion('look'),
+                    avatar_smell: await getSuggestion('smell'),
+                    first_words: await getSuggestion('first_words'),
+                    good_at_math: await getSuggestion('good_at_math'),
+                    like: await getSuggestion('like'),
+                    hate: await getSuggestion('hate'),
+                };
+            }
             await apiRequest(`/game/${gameId}/player/${playerId}/skip-character-creation`, 'POST', {
                 fills: JSON.stringify(fills)
             });
diff --git a/frontend/tests/suggestions.test.js b/frontend/tests/suggestions.test.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..720ab42
--- /dev/null
+++ b/frontend/tests/suggestions.test.js
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+import { test } from 'node:test';
+import assert from 'node:assert/strict';
+import { readFile } from 'node:fs/promises';
+
+const asModule = source => `data:text/javascript;base64,${Buffer.from(source).toString('base64')}`;
+const api = asModule(await readFile(new URL('../src/lib/api.js', import.meta.url), 'utf8'));
+const source = (await readFile(new URL('../src/lib/suggestions.js', import.meta.url), 'utf8'))
+  .replace("'./api'", JSON.stringify(api));
+
+test('suggestions retry failed requests, share the pool, and respect exclusions', async () => {
+  const originalFetch = globalThis.fetch;
+  let calls = 0;
+  globalThis.fetch = async url => {
+    calls++;
+    if (calls === 1) throw new Error('offline');
+    assert.equal(url, '/api/suggestions');
+    return { ok: true, json: async () => ({ look: ['Bandana', 'Eyepatch'], smell: ['Tar'] }) };
+  };
+  try {
+    const { getSuggestion } = await import(asModule(source));
+    await assert.rejects(getSuggestion('look'), /offline/);
+    assert.deepEqual(await Promise.all([
+      getSuggestion('look', [' bandana ']), getSuggestion('smell')
+    ]), ['Eyepatch', 'Tar']);
+    assert.equal(calls, 2);
+    assert.equal(await getSuggestion('unknown'), '');
+    assert.ok(['Bandana', 'Eyepatch'].includes(await getSuggestion('look', ['Bandana', 'Eyepatch'])));
+  } finally {
+    globalThis.fetch = originalFetch;
+  }
+});
diff --git a/src/pirats/crud_character.py b/src/pirats/crud_character.py
index a6667ba..5cdaf37 100644
--- a/src/pirats/crud_character.py
+++ b/src/pirats/crud_character.py
@@ -502,7 +502,7 @@ def skip_character_creation(db: Session, game: Game, fills: dict):
     creation for ALL players and advances to scene setup. `fills` maps
     player_id -> suggested values for the free-text fields (avatar_look,
     avatar_smell, first_words, good_at_math, like, hate), supplied by the
-    admin's client from the frontend suggestion pools. Techniques come from
+    admin's client from the backend suggestion API. Techniques come from
     the backend pool. Already-filled fields are left untouched.
     """
     from .cards import TECHNIQUE_SUGGESTIONS
diff --git a/src/pirats/routes_character.py b/src/pirats/routes_character.py
index bb06c59..438a800 100644
--- a/src/pirats/routes_character.py
+++ b/src/pirats/routes_character.py
@@ -4,10 +4,16 @@ from sqlmodel import Session
 from .database import get_session
 from . import crud
 from .cards import TECHNIQUE_SUGGESTIONS
+from .suggestions import CHARACTER_SUGGESTIONS
 from .validation import sanitize_text, sanitize_name
 
 router = APIRouter()
 
+@router.get("/suggestions")
+def character_suggestions():
+    return CHARACTER_SUGGESTIONS
+
+
 # Secret Pirate Technique name pool (for the frontend's Suggest buttons)
 @router.get("/suggestions/techniques")
 def technique_suggestions():
diff --git a/src/pirats/suggestions.py b/src/pirats/suggestions.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b1bf8eb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/pirats/suggestions.py
@@ -0,0 +1,126 @@
+"""Hand-written Rat Records prompts for the scrappy fantasy pirates of Yeld.
+
+Smells also serve as temporary names; keep them short noun phrases. Math
+is a personality joke, not a power or a rule benefit.
+"""
+
+CHARACTER_SUGGESTIONS = {'look': ['A red bandana with two holes chewed through for ears',
+          'An eyepatch that keeps sliding onto the wrong eye',
+          'A stolen waistcoat with pockets full of biscuit crumbs',
+          'Whiskers braided with bits of sail thread',
+          'A tail tied in a knot so nobody steps on it',
+          'A tiny skull painted between the ears',
+          "A coat made from the ship's old flag",
+          'One gold tooth and a grin that shows it off',
+          'A belt made of rope, with far too many knots',
+          'A hat so wide it catches every gust of wind',
+          'Soot-black paws and a suspiciously innocent expression',
+          'A scar across the snout that they insist looks impressive',
+          'A brass button worn as a medal',
+          'A striped shirt still bearing the laundry tag',
+          'A fork tucked behind one ear for emergencies',
+          'A tail wrapped in a strip of stolen velvet',
+          'A necklace of fish bones and one very nice pearl',
+          "Fur slicked back with the cook's best butter",
+          'A chalk handprint on the back of a borrowed coat',
+          'An enormous hat held on with string'],
+ 'smell': ['Gunpowder and wet fur',
+           'Old cheese and fresh tar',
+           'Pickle brine',
+           'Burnt toast',
+           'Fish guts and cheap perfume',
+           'Damp rope',
+           'Sour grog',
+           'Peppermint and bilge water',
+           'Smoked herring',
+           'Candle wax and singed whiskers',
+           'Mouldy biscuits',
+           'Salt pork and garlic',
+           'Seaweed left in the sun',
+           'Stolen jam',
+           'Wet wool and black pepper',
+           'Boot polish',
+           'Rancid butter',
+           'Lemon peel and cannon smoke',
+           'Onions and damp wood',
+           'Something dead behind the pantry'],
+ 'first_words': ["Who's been keeping all this cheese up here?",
+                 "I've got thumbs! Nobody panic!",
+                 'Right. Which end of the ship do we steal first?',
+                 "That hat's mine now.",
+                 'I liked the captain better when I could fit in his boot.',
+                 'I demand a bigger lunch.',
+                 'Can we eat the map?',
+                 'Nobody tell the cat.',
+                 "I can explain. Actually, no I can't.",
+                 'Why is the floor suddenly so far away?',
+                 'Hand over the biscuits and nobody gets bitten.',
+                 'I vote we keep the ship.',
+                 'Does this mean I have to wear trousers?',
+                 "I've always wanted to shout this: BOARD THEM!",
+                 'Somebody fetch me a dangerous stick.',
+                 'I know three words and two of them are threats.',
+                 'Was that your cheese? Unfortunate.',
+                 'I can count! We are outnumbered!',
+                 "Let's point the cannon at whoever owns it.",
+                 'I was already this clever. Ask anyone.'],
+ 'good_at_math': ['Yes, until someone starts watching.',
+                  'Only when dividing up stolen food.',
+                  'No, but very loud about the answer.',
+                  'Can count every coin in a purse by shaking it.',
+                  'Knows that two lunches are better than one.',
+                  "Counts on their claws, then borrows someone else's.",
+                  'Brilliant at sums. Cannot tell left from right.',
+                  'Insists every problem can be solved by adding more rats.',
+                  'Yes, and will prove it on your coat in chalk.',
+                  'Can divide loot fairly. Chooses not to.',
+                  'Thinks fractions are what happens when you bite a biscuit.',
+                  'Keeps losing count when their tail moves.',
+                  'No. Has appointed a beetle to handle the numbers.',
+                  'Can calculate a cannon shot but not the price of lunch.',
+                  'Gets the right answer for entirely the wrong reasons.',
+                  'Counts backwards whenever frightened.',
+                  'Only if the numbers are small enough to threaten.',
+                  'Knows pi to several places, all of them wrong.',
+                  "Refuses to subtract. That's how things go missing.",
+                  'Perfectly average, which they find deeply suspicious.'],
+ 'like': ['They always save you the least mouldy biscuit.',
+          "They'll bite anyone who threatens the crew.",
+          'They remember which hammock is yours.',
+          'They take the blame when a good prank goes wrong.',
+          'They can make a feast out of stolen scraps.',
+          'They laugh at your jokes, even during a mutiny.',
+          'They share their last dry match.',
+          'They never leave a rat behind.',
+          'They know when to stop talking and start chewing through ropes.',
+          'They tell excellent lies on your behalf.',
+          'They warm your paws when the night watch gets cold.',
+          'They always volunteer to distract the cat.',
+          'They can find food in an empty cupboard.',
+          'They mend your clothes without being asked.',
+          'They cheer loudest when you do something reckless.',
+          'They keep a lookout while you sneak an extra ration.',
+          'They turn every terrible plan into a team effort.',
+          'They know a song for every disaster.',
+          'They give the best apologies, usually with snacks.',
+          'They trust you with the good end of the rope.'],
+ 'hate': ['They eat the evidence before anyone can examine it.',
+          'They borrow your boots and return only one.',
+          "They practice their captain voice while you're sleeping.",
+          'They leave fish bones in your hammock.',
+          'They insist every plan was their idea.',
+          'They lick the best biscuit before offering to share.',
+          "They chew through ropes without checking what they're holding up.",
+          'They shout "Land ho!" whenever they\'re bored.',
+          'They use your coat to wipe cannon soot off their paws.',
+          'They keep a secret food stash that everyone can smell.',
+          'They correct your sums in the middle of a fight.',
+          'They drum on empty barrels during the night watch.',
+          'They promise your share of the loot to strangers.',
+          'They pick their teeth with your favourite knife.',
+          'They give away the hiding place by giggling.',
+          "They refuse to admit they can't read the map.",
+          'They shake seawater onto everyone after a swim.',
+          'They start a new verse just when the song seems over.',
+          'They call every creature with fins their cousin.',
+          "They always ask if you're going to finish that, mid-bite."]}
diff --git a/tests/test_suggestions.py b/tests/test_suggestions.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2dc14e4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tests/test_suggestions.py
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+from fastapi.testclient import TestClient
+from pirats.main import app
+from pirats.validation import sanitize_name, sanitize_text
+
+
+def test_suggestions_api_covers_rat_records_without_truncation():
+    # No lifespan needed: these public endpoints do not access the database.
+    client = TestClient(app)
+    response = client.get('/api/suggestions')
+    assert response.status_code == 200
+    pools = response.json()
+    assert set(pools) == {'look', 'smell', 'first_words', 'good_at_math', 'like', 'hate'}
+    for category, entries in pools.items():
+        assert len(entries) >= 20
+        assert len({entry.casefold() for entry in entries}) == len(entries)
+        sanitize = sanitize_name if category == 'smell' else sanitize_text
+        assert all(entry and sanitize(entry) == entry for entry in entries)
+    techniques = client.get('/api/suggestions/techniques')
+    assert techniques.status_code == 200
+    assert techniques.json()['techniques']